5. Is it OK to have an affair with your spirit guide?

By all means. In fact it is highly recommended. Sex is a magical way of releasing worldly tensions and coming to a deeper plane of existence -- and who is better suited to be that magical partner than your spiritual guide! No one knows you better, or cares about you more.

Also, there is no better proven way to practice safe sex. There have been no cases of AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases passed from spirits to their pupils, and in all of recorded history there has been only one claim of pregnancy.