6. What's the best way to tell your spirit guide you're thinking about seeing someone else?

In the highly unlikely event that you meet another spirit guide who seems better suited to your needs and desires, be prepared for all hell to break loose. As we have mentioned, spirit guides are very jealous, and spiritual divorces are not nearly as easy to come by as they are between earthly husbands and wives.

If you meet a human that you'd like to become intimate with, discuss it with your advisor carefully, and be sure to warn your prospective partner -- spirit guides are known for pranks of revenge. In summary, when breaking this kind of news to your guide, exercise extreme caution!