2. Dial-a-ghost: Directory of 900 numbers to the Beyond.

The latest New Age fad is the Dial-a-ghost phone service. However, we suggest you avoid these at all cost. They do allow you to hear spirits talk dirtier than you'll ever hear your spirit guide talk, but hey, it's not like you can reach out and touch them.

Besides, they never tell you what the phone call costs until it's too late. And although you may not care at the moment that you have to trade in your 5th reincarnation as a wealthy philanthropist for the life of a wood gnat, believe me, you'll re-live to regret it!