2. Can you still renew your subscription to Playboy in the afterlife?

Of course you cannot get Playboy, Playgirl, or even National Geographic in the afterlife. You think your postal system is bad. The Afterlife Postal Service has yet to deliver a single piece of mail at all, let alone on time. They have been trying, however, and just recently they raised the price of a spiritual stamp...again.

Anyway, spirits can (and many do) read over the shoulders of the living. A spiritual partner can always tell when her mate has been off "reading" Playboy. He has that lustful gaze, and when questioned if he's been off looking at that smut again, he gets all bent out of shape and insists that he only reads it for the great articles. Boys, that excuse doesn't work in the afterlife, either!

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