3. What's the record for the most after-life orgasms?

There are several records that the Guinness Book has so far refused to print. Show me where it tells about the famous spiritual orgasm that lasted 112 years. This was, of course, the spirits of Romeo and Juliet. In the Great Book of Life there are no tragic endings. Unfinished business is always taken care of in the Beyond.

Casanova, of course, holds the record for between- incarnation conquests with 2,326,527. We should tell you, in all fairness, that in his next incarnation he became an impotent rabbit, who ended up being used as an old-fashioned pregnancy test.

Next | Table of Contents