1. Packing for your trip to Hell -- Red bathing suits are in this year!

If you're not good, you'll burn in Hell! Oooh, are you scared? For some reason that just doesn't pack the punch it used to, when some sort-of-enlightened spirits whispered it to the world's religious leaders years ago.

Of course there really is no HELL! It was just an idea some of us had to scare people into doing the right thing. But it didn't work, and those same spirits that made it up years ago are now standing on street corners screaming about fire and damnation. Funny how a spirit forgets everything once he's stuck in a body!

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